
Me :)

Me :)

why you asking all these questions
making statements
assuming
im out this bitch
fuck yo podium
niggas making me lose my cool
shit - Obama

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Bath mat turns red when wet.
I need towels made out of this, and then I’d make my guests use them with out telling them.
Then wait for the screams of terror.
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